mistahkrabs:

When you and ya sibling home alone and ya spill something on the carpet and ya mom comin home in 5 minutes

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thatfunnyblog:

next level weave

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http://hannahlouya.tumblr.com/post/97719582454/spockisinthetardis-marauders4evr-alright

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in…

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

croatoan-the-line:

Look at this shady mother fucker. I’ve never seen a fucking minion on peppa pig. This little bastard’s doing fucking recon work or something. Look how smug he is about it too.

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

stfuconservatives:

antiprolife:

Things that lower abortion rates:

  • Better access to condoms
  • Accessible birth control 
  • Accessible Plan - B pills
  • Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

  • Abstinence-Only sex education
  • Banning contraceptives
  • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
  • Making abortion illegal

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

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